Just Tell Me!

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Here's a little pet peeve.

Have you ever gone somewhere and been interacting with others for a while, only to go into the bathroom and learn that you have some nasty piece of half-eaten food stuck somewhere in your teeth?  Smile!

Happens to me all the time!

Come one, people.  If I have half a picnic stuck in my teeth, tell me!  How else am I supposed fix the problem?  Instead, you like to ignore the whole thing, silently thinking, "He has almost a whole picnic stuck in his teeth!" the entire time.  

Some of us are genetically prone to what I am dubbing "picnic tooth."  It's not our fault!  I'm sure we could get government protection as a disability class.  I could probably even get a handicapped parking placard, a special box to check when I do my taxes, and certainly a discount on my hefty medical premiums for the whole thing.

My only saving grace is that I work from home and rarely actually interact with real people!
I like to share what I learn, and I like to learn from others.

Comments

Ryan said…
Come on, we need someone to laugh at! Your eating impairment provides a perfect outlet for this.

(The humor is magnified due to your fly being down...)
September 1, 2008 at 7:16 PM
The Toy Guru said…
Too Funny!! Ben has the same funny tooth problem. It usually ends up being something really obvious like Spinach or something. Yes, I tell him as I will tell you the next time I catch you with a picnic in your teeth!!
September 4, 2008 at 12:59 PM
Mia said…
Oh man that was funny. I will be staring at your teeth from now on :)
September 5, 2008 at 1:02 PM
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